WTH?????!!!!

So I just finish helping an elderly lady locate her son's phone number by looking up her billing history and seeing repeating numbers that called her frequently. I pull up the number & call him to inform him that his mother has been trying to call him, but she lost the paper with his information on it. She has been stranded at the mall for HOURS, and she was worried that her son was worried about her. Do you know what he says to me? "how did you get my number?". As if I was bothering him! Sorry, I could have told your mother that she was shit outta luck, and we couldn't do anything for her. Could have left her stranded in the mall & had the police call you with the same information. Don't get an attitude with me when I'm just trying to make your mom happy?! I swear, I try to do a good deed, and get no respect....

Things that Irritate Me #1

The moment of truth has finally arrived. After long consideration, I have finally narrowed down the one thing that irritates me to no end. This is a great accomplishment, especially since many things were in contention for spot el numero uno. This irritation REALLY "Grinds my gears" *cue Family Guy music*

PETTY BULLSHITTERY
You know the kind of stuff that makes you turn your head to side and go "Really?!". I really am to old for it, and frankly I feel that taking care of me is a full-time job. To even consider letting someone or something consume my daily thoughts so much to the point that I can't function properly, is absurd. Call it stuck up if you want to, but I feel that it's the truth. Plus, it's the petty bullshittery *clears throat* folks practice that cause my patience levels to deplete sharply into the negative. For most situations, I'm ever so glad that I have some training.

Things that Irritate Me #2

Simple-minded folk. You know those ppl that no matter how many times you explain something to them, they just don't seem to get it? Even if you do a step-by-step process with them, it still doesn't work? Yeah, those ppl. I consider myself to have a lot of patience to deal with even the most irritating members of society; however when dealing with these ppl, I secretly want to backhand them across the face REAL hard. Smdh. It's so sad that I feel this way, but at the same time when my patience is worn thin I have no sympathy for anyone. The effect of being around simple-minded folk is only heightened during that beautiful time of the month where I'm reminded that yes, I'm still fertile. LOL.

Things that Irritate Me #3

Bitchassness.

Bitchassness(adj.): in this context, not the term that Diddy coined on MTB (making the band). Specifically describing a male that has punkish tendencies. Someone who took Ralph Tresvant's "Sensitivity" song a lil too seriously.

There's nothing wrong with being considerate to my feelings, but please don't make me feel that I have more testosterone in my body than you do. If so, you will find your ringtone on my phone as this...

Things that Irritate Me #4

Anyone who calls me a "good girl". I can't STAND that phrase. It was okay when I was five, but definitely not as an adult. I feel that if I'm helping someone & they want to show gratitude, a simple thank you will suffice. Taking it upon yourself to shit on my age by saying “wow, you fixed the problems. Such a good girl”, will only cause my blood to boil. I may not show it on the outside, but on the inside I’m secretly plotting your demise...

When it rains, it pours...

As if my day couldn't get any worse, the network goes out...