Showing posts with label smh. Show all posts
Showing posts with label smh. Show all posts
10.09.2009
Ummm yeah...
The other night while I was watching TV, one of those Metro Vibes commercials came on. I never pay attention to those things, but somehow this one caught my eye. The woman looked nice: hair flowin, make up on point, clothes painted on....but her teeth were YELLOW! Not yellow like, you-may-want-to-invest-in-some-whitening-strips-yellow, but the why-did-you-brush-your-teeth-with-sticks-of-butter-yellow?! The first time I saw the commercial, I thought it might've been a mistake on my part. After many times of seeing the commercial, I concluded that this chick's teeth needed an extreme makeover. SMH
4.21.2009
3.27.2009
Things that Irritate Me #3
Bitchassness.
Bitchassness(adj.): in this context, not the term that Diddy coined on MTB (making the band). Specifically describing a male that has punkish tendencies. Someone who took Ralph Tresvant's "Sensitivity" song a lil too seriously.
There's nothing wrong with being considerate to my feelings, but please don't make me feel that I have more testosterone in my body than you do. If so, you will find your ringtone on my phone as this...
Bitchassness(adj.): in this context, not the term that Diddy coined on MTB (making the band). Specifically describing a male that has punkish tendencies. Someone who took Ralph Tresvant's "Sensitivity" song a lil too seriously.
There's nothing wrong with being considerate to my feelings, but please don't make me feel that I have more testosterone in my body than you do. If so, you will find your ringtone on my phone as this...
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