Things that Irritate Me #1

The moment of truth has finally arrived. After long consideration, I have finally narrowed down the one thing that irritates me to no end. This is a great accomplishment, especially since many things were in contention for spot el numero uno. This irritation REALLY "Grinds my gears" *cue Family Guy music*

PETTY BULLSHITTERY
You know the kind of stuff that makes you turn your head to side and go "Really?!". I really am to old for it, and frankly I feel that taking care of me is a full-time job. To even consider letting someone or something consume my daily thoughts so much to the point that I can't function properly, is absurd. Call it stuck up if you want to, but I feel that it's the truth. Plus, it's the petty bullshittery *clears throat* folks practice that cause my patience levels to deplete sharply into the negative. For most situations, I'm ever so glad that I have some training.

Things that Irritate Me #2

Simple-minded folk. You know those ppl that no matter how many times you explain something to them, they just don't seem to get it? Even if you do a step-by-step process with them, it still doesn't work? Yeah, those ppl. I consider myself to have a lot of patience to deal with even the most irritating members of society; however when dealing with these ppl, I secretly want to backhand them across the face REAL hard. Smdh. It's so sad that I feel this way, but at the same time when my patience is worn thin I have no sympathy for anyone. The effect of being around simple-minded folk is only heightened during that beautiful time of the month where I'm reminded that yes, I'm still fertile. LOL.

Things that Irritate Me #4

Anyone who calls me a "good girl". I can't STAND that phrase. It was okay when I was five, but definitely not as an adult. I feel that if I'm helping someone & they want to show gratitude, a simple thank you will suffice. Taking it upon yourself to shit on my age by saying “wow, you fixed the problems. Such a good girl”, will only cause my blood to boil. I may not show it on the outside, but on the inside I’m secretly plotting your demise...