Sent to me in an email by my chica, Simone:
A 30 year old blonde decides to try horseback riding for the
first time. With no lessons, nor prior experience, she mounts the horse
unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle.
In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot
seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she
slides down the horse's side anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts
to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has
become entangled in the stirrup; she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding
hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere
moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune.....
Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her dilemma and
unplugs the horse.
And you thought all they did was say Hello.
Thanks for making me laugh :)
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