2.22.2012
"Tweet-able Moments in Lady Date History"
Here are the following sayings that have me ROTFL, LMAO, and in a constant state of being weak as shit...
*1)"I don't like male strippers. Give me tasseled titties any day."
*2)"Ever since our convo, if I'm around a group of gay/lesbian individuals I wonder if they're hetero-friendly."
*3)"I love the androgyny of Tilda Swinton. Especially when that bitch played Gabriel in Constantine."
*4)"I want dick in my box."
*5)"Every morning I wake up and give God thanks for the greatness of my box."
*6)"tasseled titties > rhinestoned penis (pronounced pen-isss), but not equal to dick in my box > tasseled titties"
Yes, the aforementioned are part of many inside jokes. If you happened to be a fly on the wall (which there were none present during the time of these quotes) or one of the persons involved, then you may find this quite irrelevant. It's okay, I could care less....lol
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